| Florist | hf | 00:06 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 00:45 |
| Benjy52 | How are Engineer's buildings and children similar? Hit them to make them work harder. | 00:48 |
| p9 jorts | erm | 00:55 |
| squash | erm | 00:58 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:03 |
| Benjy52 | What did Scout say when he picked up a Sandman on the ground? Wow, that looks stunning! | 01:05 |
| Benjy52 | Where does Soldier keep his armies? Up his sleevies. | 01:10 |
| squash | woozy face | 01:15 |
| Benjy52 | What is Valve's favourite kind of Steam sale? 2fort the price of one. | 01:18 |
| blue cheese | impossible quiz joke | 01:22 |
| Benjy52 | You're keeping count of how many times you drink that Bonk? That's... Strange. | 01:24 |
| Benjy52 | What trick did Medic teach his dog? Heel. | 01:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 144 seconds before using it | 02:43 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 103 seconds before using it | 02:45 |
| Benjy52 | How did Heavy craft the Eviction Notice? With his Bear Hands! | 05:21 |
| blue cheese | this joke sucks | 05:31 |
| Benjy52 | I tried to make people laugh with my TF2 puns, but no pun-in-ten-did. | 05:38 |
| mr kiwi zoo | gonna go get my wendys brb <3 | 05:41 |
| mr kiwi zoo | gonna go get my wendys brb <3 | 05:42 |
| mr kiwi zoo | gonna go get my wendys brb <3 | 05:43 |
| Clockwick | any girls here? especially tomboy goth gamer girls? id love to queue with you sometime! add me im not like the other guys! :D | 05:44 |
| blue cheese | i HATE radiohead | 05:44 |
| computer, show me frog pictures | bch was trying to murk me? nahhhh not on my watch | 05:49 |
| computer, show me frog pictures | theses bitches is lowbal | 05:51 |
| computer, show me frog pictures | hale was thrashing kids all over | 05:55 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 07:17 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 16 seconds | 07:44 |
| JJP | det | 07:53 |
| blue cheese | det as soon as the doors open | 07:57 |
| grey | ok | 08:00 |
| blue cheese | bet | 08:00 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 08:03 |
| computer, show me frog pictures | Det | 08:11 |
| grey | liars | 08:19 |
| blue cheese | they would've cut me | 08:27 |
| blue cheese | tsoryr | 08:29 |
| grey | blocked | 08:34 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 98 seconds before using it | 09:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 96 seconds before using it | 09:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 32 seconds | 11:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 50 seconds before using it | 11:24 |
| Little Green Man, Clayton | solly you went byby | 11:59 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 12:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 13:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 14.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:16 |
| computer, show me frog pictures | gg | 13:41 |
| Little Green Man, Clayton | gr | 13:46 |
| grey | gr | 13:48 |
| Benjy52 | What did Engineer say when his scented pine tree fell off his rear view mirror? Scent Tree Down. | 13:52 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 13:54 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 13:54 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 13:54 |