| Fuzzycoco | Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. | 00:01 |
| Tax | my balls are reasonably firm | 00:05 |
| Fuzzycoco | I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause | 00:08 |
| Fuzzycoco | I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause | 00:12 |
| gb | heavy ready ouo | 00:13 |
| between the veins and i | i had a surgery in my balls once | 00:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. | 00:17 |
| Fuzzycoco | By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. | 00:21 |
| Fuzzycoco | Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. | 00:25 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. | 00:28 |
| Snake | ok | 00:30 |
| Fuzzycoco | There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. | 00:32 |
| Fuzzycoco | Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. | 00:35 |
| Fuzzycoco | 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e | 00:37 |
| Tax | i had tubes put in my balls when i was a baby | 00:40 |
| Fuzzycoco | I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. | 00:42 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. | 00:45 |
| Fuzzycoco | Home is where the random crits are. | 00:48 |
| between the veins and i | idk what it was about i was too young | 00:49 |
| between the veins and i | but i had something to do with my balls | 00:56 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 27 seconds | 00:59 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 17 seconds | 01:05 |
| Tax | i LOVE balls | 01:06 |
| ILOVEMYMOM.2012 | your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts | 01:08 |
| pinball wizard | I love tube! | 01:09 |
| DECRIMINALIZE DRUNK DRIVING | funny spot | 01:41 |
| LerN | :( | 01:48 |
| Tax | your demo is mantal | 01:49 |
| LerN | you knew | 01:51 |
| Tax | mental | 01:51 |
| Hans Zimmer from The Buggles | yea, lol, I spotted the tele | 02:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 150 seconds before using it | 03:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 161 seconds before using it | 03:31 |
| Tax | tee hee i fed | 04:37 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 04:40 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 36 seconds | 06:56 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 06:58 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 32.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 07:39 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 10:33 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 283 seconds before using it | 10:42 |
| ILOVEMYMOM.2012 | FEEDER FEEDER PUMKIN EATER | 11:16 |
| Tax | feeder feeder pumpkin eater | 11:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 12:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 39 seconds | 13:14 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 13:23 |
| alice phoebe lou - shelter | ENGFI | 13:29 |
| Johno | :) | 13:32 |
| The Sandwich | toymaker | 13:58 |
| Tax | pub push :sob: | 13:58 |
| MFin Aphla Gamer | grease monkey | 14:06 |
| Tax | .ss | 14:08 |
| pinball wizard | dunk a chino | 14:10 |
| Johno | hold on pause i gotta build a diaper changing station | 14:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 38 seconds | 15:01 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 80 seconds before using it | 16:22 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 91 seconds before using it | 16:25 |
| Tax | OPEN | 16:27 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 18:02 |
| Tax | erm. hes behind me isnt he? | 18:28 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 19:31 |
| Tax | gg | 20:03 |
| pinball wizard | gg | 20:05 |
| gb | gg | 20:05 |
| the real big sips | gg | 20:07 |
| DECRIMINALIZE DRUNK DRIVING | gg | 20:07 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 20:09 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 20:09 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 20:09 |