| Jerry | nukage | 00:37 |
| Jerry | beastly | 00:40 |
| FROZO b3nny | HAHAHAHHA | 01:29 |
| Jahruto | NOTICE: Be aware there are fake Uncletopia servers Please visit uncletopia.com/servers for a list of safe servers. | 01:30 |
| retror | oh boy | 01:36 |
| Jerry | real | 01:37 |
| pants | bruh | 03:48 |
| Jahruto | i forgort | 03:55 |
| Jahruto | i forgor | 03:58 |
| pants | wot | 05:09 |
| Jerry | we haven't decided who is our pocket scout yet | 05:27 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 33 seconds before using it | 06:46 |
| greg club | greg club | 08:22 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 08:35 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 56 seconds before using it | 09:47 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 80 seconds before using it | 09:56 |
| FROZO b3nny | 4 backstabs | 10:20 |
| retror | bruh | 10:26 |
| Pug Shaker Central | more like badstabs noob | 10:28 |
| retror | newb | 10:33 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 20 seconds | 11:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 39 seconds before using it | 11:42 |
| Jerry | gr | 11:59 |
| Pug Shaker Central | sus baka pug | 12:08 |
| greg club | greg club | 12:23 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 14.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:13 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 14:26 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 46 seconds before using it | 14:52 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 14 seconds | 16:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 47 seconds before using it | 16:45 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 18:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 11.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 19:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 20:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 17.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:53 |
| pants | villain | 21:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 15.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 21:14 |
| pants | the fuck bro | 21:15 |
| Villain_7 | idk | 21:16 |
| retror | i was literally calling out | 21:19 |
| retror | spy | 21:20 |
| Villain_7 | idk | 22:14 |
| sappy | nice shot | 22:39 |
| Villain_7 | I deleted the sun | 23:31 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 95 seconds before using it | 24:00 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 95 seconds before using it | 24:04 |
| greg club | 2 pick axe kills | 24:27 |
| FROZO b3nny | rest mid | 24:49 |
| Villain_7 | reset or fear | 25:00 |
| merc | WE WIN THESE!!!!!!!!!!!! | 25:00 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 14.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 26:49 |
| Jerry | this is hate towards heavy players man | 27:36 |
| Jerry | what the fart | 28:35 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 96% uber | 29:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 29:26 |
| sappy | GG | 30:06 |
| Jerry | ggs | 30:09 |
| merc | we couldve won......... | 30:09 |
| Jerry | erm... I have to eat | 30:12 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 30:14 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 30:14 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:14 |