| Certified Glue Eater | <3 | 0:00 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. | 00:01 |
| Fuzzycoco | I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause | 00:21 |
| Fuzzycoco | Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit | 00:24 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit | 00:30 |
| Fuzzycoco | Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! | 00:36 |
| Fuzzycoco | I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. | 00:40 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 00:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. | 00:44 |
| Fuzzycoco | A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. | 00:47 |
| Fuzzycoco | Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. | 00:52 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! | 00:56 |
| Fuzzycoco | Cr1T1iCal SH1t | 01:00 |
| Fuzzycoco | Live by the crit, die by the crit. | 01:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:03 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are fair and balanced. | 01:05 |
| Fuzzycoco | Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! | 01:11 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' | 01:14 |
| Fuzzycoco | Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. | 01:18 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random bursts of skill | 01:22 |
| Fuzzycoco | A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. | 01:24 |
| wicc | [Not EZ ☐ EZ ☑] | 01:52 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 112 seconds before using it | 02:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 100 seconds before using it | 02:23 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 03:31 |
| finmin | die | 03:44 |
| ATL1 | SparkStorm | no you | 03:49 |
| wicc | Not Rekt [ ] Rekt [X]™ | 03:53 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 04:19 |
| NovaSc6ut | i get 3 here | 04:29 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 100 seconds before using it | 04:53 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 30 seconds | 06:32 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 55 seconds before using it | 06:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 06:51 |
| wicc | [Not EZ ☐ EZ ☑] | 06:54 |
| --_Cook_-- | ?????????????? | 06:56 |
| wicc | read like the quran | 07:08 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 07:12 |
| Kitt(eh) ∑:3 | gr | 07:38 |
| Johno | ez | 07:40 |
| throbbing bobby 31 | .ss | 07:53 |
| throbbing bobby 31 | .ss | 07:56 |
| throbbing bobby 31 | no logs? | 07:58 |
| finmin | .ss | 08:02 |
| wicc | but if you close your eyes... | 08:26 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 39 seconds | 08:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 28 seconds | 08:52 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 10:05 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 109 seconds before using it | 10:31 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 15.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 11:07 |
| finmin | n1 | 11:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 24 seconds | 12:13 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 54 seconds before using it | 12:27 |
| Johno | BRO WTF | 12:41 |
| b | freak | 13:25 |
| wicc | [Not EZ ☐ EZ ☑] | 13:34 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 29 seconds | 14:32 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 70 seconds before using it | 14:56 |
| Kitt(eh) ∑:3 | gr | 15:16 |
| NovaSc6ut | gr | 15:18 |
| Makkawaffel | gh | 15:21 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 15:24 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 15:24 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 15:24 |