Demo uploaded by serveme.tf 11 months ago
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| We're Great | 9 | 4 | 21 | 18 | 12 | 8 | Wingm4n | ||||
| Ded | 14 | 5 | 21 | 14 | 4 | 22 | right house richard | ||||
| RTK | 14 | 6 | 16 | 6 | 11 | 19 | binkyboingo | ||||
| Fuzzycoco | 12 | 8 | 19 | 9 | 11 | 21 | Le4n!!! | ||||
| right house richard, | 15 | 7 | 19 | 17 | 8 | 16 | oak | ||||
| right house richard. | 9 | 8 | 17 | 10 | 10 | 18 | spoon | ||||
| That's Great | 0 | 8 | 14 | 3 | 11 | 1 | Lylith!!! | ||||
| Sidular! #brokenmouse? | 14 | 3 | 18 | 14 | 4 | 29 | loot | ||||
| We're great? | 17 | 2 | 17 | 13 | 2 | 28 | ATL1 | to4st |
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right house richard. nice unusual 02:34 right house richard. real sex 02:39 right house richard. lmao 04:44 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 49 seconds before using it 04:49 right house richard. your not a finnish spy 04:54 That's Great piss-a-cola 05:12 [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.2 seconds after spawning before healing 07:04 right house richard, ok 09:00 oak : our med 10:21 oak : is dying 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : what the duce 10:21 RTK : LETS FUCKING GOOO 10:21 right house richard. : skill issue 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : so rock paper scissors 10:21 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 10:21 right house richard. : !rep their med 10:21 binkyboingo : hi chat 10:21 right house richard. : shutup 10:21 binkyboingo : ok :( 10:21 RTK : the beautiful girl watching this 10:21 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 10:21 Sidular! #brokenmouse? : Don't buy the Pwnage Stormbreaker mouse. 10:21 right house richard, : you have to phrase it like this 10:21 RTK : buy tf2 keys 10:21 right house richard. : right house richard 10:21 Fuzzycoco : unpause or random crit binds 10:21 right house richard, : do NOT buy the pwnage stormbreaker mouse!!! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Ded : This Slice of Victory™ has been delivered to you by New York Pizza! 21st Brooklyn Ave 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 right house richard, : Talking while dead is FailRP, type !motd to read the rules 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 right house richard, : Mindless brutes! Melt before my fury! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Ded : Looks like you're a little lost, buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you back to your spawn where you belong. :) 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 right house richard, : Mindless brutes! Melt before my fury! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 *DEAD* spoon : fear 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Ded : TBH WDY KYS FFS SMH 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 Ded : What nimble fingers you have. Don't you think they would be put to better work tying a noose? 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Ded : What nimble fingers you have. Don't you think they would be put to better work tying a noose? 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Ded : What nimble fingers you have. Don't you think they would be put to better work tying a noose? 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Ded : What nimble fingers you have. Don't you think they would be put to better work tying a noose? 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Ded : What nimble fingers you have. Don't you think they would be put to better work tying a noose? 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 [Pause] Game has been paused for 3 minutes 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 RTK : !rtd 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 ATL1 | to4st : joe 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 right house richard, : Your brain is full of spiders 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 binkyboingo : i love men 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 right house richard, : Jonas Savimbi: I dominated you kid, stay mad. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 loot : please hold 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 binkyboingo : men are hot 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 oak : no one will notice that im gay 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 binkyboingo : i drink ketchup 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 loot : RRRR???? 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 oak : WE'RE RADY 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 10:21 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 10:21 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by loot... 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 10:21 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 10:21 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 10:21 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 10:21 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 10:21 loot : unpausing 10:21 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 10:21 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 10:21 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 10:21 [Pause] Game was paused by loot 10:21 [Pause] Ubercharges are also paused 10:21 We're great? : ? 10:21 right house richard. : !rtd 10:21 right house richard. : !rtd 10:21 *DEAD* That's Great : wha 10:21 right house richard. : !rtd 10:21 [Pause] Game was paused by right house richard, 10:23 [Pause] Ubercharges are also paused 10:23 loot : bro 10:23 spoon : erm 10:23 loot : dont spam binds 10:23 oak : erm 10:23 Lylith!!! : D'x 10:23 loot : and you will see 10:23 right house richard, : leaders left vc one sec 10:23 Ded : Selling > My Virginity for 1.22 refined or any craft hat! 10:23 spoon : our richard is down 10:23 Ded : Selling > My Virginity for 1.22 refined or any craft hat! 10:23 right house richard, : or perhaps 2 seconds 10:23 loot : we are ready whenever 10:23 binkyboingo : did he have to go greet his parents 10:23 Lylith!!! : leave me ALONE 10:23 *DEAD* right house richard : richards i am not accepting your friend requests 10:23 right house richard, : godfather and syco brought to fireside hell for emergency casting 10:23 right house richard, : unpausing!!!! 10:23 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by right house richard,... 10:23 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 10:23 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 10:23 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 10:23 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 10:23 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 10:23 right house richard. RICHJARD NOOO 10:23 [STV Stats] RED spent 6.5 seconds after spawning before healing 10:37 loot i couldn't scope.... 10:40 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 46 seconds before using it 11:09 right house richard, any right house richarders in chat 11:33 right house richard. Right house richard 11:46 right house richard. accept 11:47 right house richard. your the cult leader 11:51 [STV Stats] RED spent 11.1 seconds after spawning before healing 12:22 right house richard. ez 12:31 oak hi trinal 12:36 right house richard. !add 5 12:37 right house richard. lmao 12:59 right house richard. jumpscare 13:05 right house richard. engi roll lmao 13:25 spoon engiu rahhhhh 13:32 right house richard. so hot 13:38 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 14:08 [STV Stats] RED spent 6.5 seconds after spawning before healing 14:14 right house richard. spoon is good 14:17 right house richard. spoon? 15:19 [STV Stats] RED spent 9.3 seconds after spawning before healing 15:57 right house richard. richard won! 16:16 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 71 seconds before using it 16:43 right house richard. spoon dom yes 17:27 right house richard, .ss 17:38 spoon yes sir 17:40 spoon engie gap 17:42 [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. 17:43 [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. 17:43 [LogsTF] Uploading logs... 17:43