| beesha | glfn | 00:07 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 00:57 |
| beesha | med pick | 01:57 |
| Captain Jacked Sparrow [Jacked] | MORT DIFF MORT DIFF | 02:54 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 03:42 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 04:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 36 seconds before using it | 06:48 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 45 seconds before using it | 06:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 98% uber | 07:55 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 99% uber | 09:12 |
| Pride | i beefed the speedshot it doesnt count | 11:25 |
| hungry "4" eggs | teehee | 11:33 |
| Pride | lol | 13:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 14:32 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 15:27 |
| The Hemperor | :( | 15:33 |
| Captain Jacked Sparrow [Jacked] | you wana paos | 18:34 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by THINFUCKINGICE | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! | 18:38 |
| Saving ubercharge level for The Hemperor | 18:38 |
| Saving ubercharge level for jane doe | 18:38 |
| THINFUCKINGICE : shure | 18:38 |
| Pride : paos | 18:38 |
| hungry "4" eggs : i want to go 2 bed | 18:38 |
| BOSSMASTER : pores | 18:38 |
| Obeseus the Wide : hungry for bed | 18:38 |
| Pride : i want to kill hungry 4 egg | 18:38 |
| The Hemperor : porse | 18:38 |
| hungry "4" eggs : horse | 18:38 |
| niece : purse | 18:38 |
| niece : guys what should i buy with 20 keys | 18:38 |
| hungry "4" eggs : beef | 18:38 |
| hungry "4" eggs : electrostatic sultan ceremonial | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute | 18:38 |
| Obeseus the Wide : Guys idk which is better time warp or gbh | 18:38 |
| Pride : u shud convert it to dollars and buy a gaem | 18:38 |
| hungry "4" eggs : time warp | 18:38 |
| niece : yuck | 18:38 |
| The Hemperor : timewarp | 18:38 |
| hungry "4" eggs : no bias | 18:38 |
| The Hemperor : weeny warp | 18:38 |
| Obeseus the Wide : i see i see | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by THINFUCKINGICE... | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 18:38 |
| beesha : unposin | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 18:38 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for The Hemperor | 18:38 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for jane doe | 18:38 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 18:38 |
| Captain Jacked Sparrow [Jacked] | guys weetbix or mortein power gard | 18:41 |
| hungry "4" eggs | mortein power guard | 19:00 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 72 seconds before using it | 19:50 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 122 seconds before using it | 20:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 59 seconds before using it | 24:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 15 seconds | 29:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 48 seconds before using it | 29:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 41 seconds before using it | 29:52 |
| niece | ns | 30:03 |
| THINFUCKINGICE | antenna middy | 30:07 |
| THINFUCKINGICE | i dont know what it hit | 30:11 |