| Pierre Bourne | [P-REC] Recording... | 00:04 |
| pants | where connect | 00:09 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 01:24 |
| greg club | greg club | 01:25 |
| greg club | greg club | 02:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 03:23 |
| El sombrero | maxwell said he likes to smell urinal cakes | 03:42 |
| pants | factual | 03:46 |
| p33r | based | 03:48 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 96% uber | 05:09 |
| p33r | the cursed demo bomb loop | 05:21 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 05:34 |
| squash | greg club: greg club | 06:00 |
| greg club | greg club | 06:05 |
| greg club | greg club | 06:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:49 |
| slowburn1971 | top ten dumd platyer | 07:50 |
| slowburn1971 | mje | 07:52 |
| greg club | greg club | 07:54 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 35 seconds before using it | 07:54 |
| greg club | greg club | 08:17 |
| slowburn1971 | !log | 08:18 |
| greg club | greg club | 09:01 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 35 seconds | 09:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 80 seconds before using it | 09:55 |
| greg club | greg club | 10:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 42 seconds before using it | 10:17 |
| greg club | greg club | 10:26 |
| greg club | greg club | 11:54 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 12:35 |
| greg club | 'this p3 guy' | 12:49 |
| greg club | :sob: | 12:50 |
| squash | greg club: greg club | 13:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 10.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 14:09 |
| slowburn1971 | a2 goat | 14:16 |
| greg club | greg club | 14:20 |
| A2 | my hiding spot was funny af | 14:23 |
| greg club | greg club | 15:55 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 16:19 |
| greg club | this p3 guy | 16:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 20:19 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 20:38 |
| greg club | greg club | 21:36 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 95% uber | 21:40 |
| squash | greg club: greg club | 21:54 |
| greg club | im eating canned pienapple | 22:05 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 13.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 22:06 |
| pants | Pineapple | 22:17 |
| pants | (pizza) | 22:24 |
| greg club | that's on god | 22:33 |
| squash | fr fr | 22:38 |
| pants | have you guys seen the Greatest Pizza Ever | 22:57 |
| mur_vudka | DISGASTING | 23:07 |
| squash | Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me up in a room. A rubber room, a rubber room with rats. AND I HATE RATS, RATS MAKE ME CRA | 23:07 |
| pants | you lay Pineapple in 8's on a Pizza and stack it until it All Falls Over | 23:13 |
| 👁 sumixodic | this is the best burrito ive ever eaten | 23:15 |
| 👁 sumixodic | yum yum yum | 23:18 |
| A2 | Well GG ______, ____ ___ ___ ___, | 24:07 |
| greg club | greg club | 24:11 |
| pants | i said GG foive toimes | 24:17 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 33 seconds before using it | 25:42 |
| squash | cock | 26:14 |
| greg club | greg club | 26:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 26:33 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 27:35 |
| M4xW3LL | ? | 27:40 |
| pants | who tf invited the laser boys | 29:22 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 22 seconds | 29:44 |
| cockfighter: recocked | gg | 30:04 |
| Dr. Underscore | tie boring | 30:04 |
| Dr. Underscore | gg | 30:06 |
| pants | wait what | 30:08 |
| 👁 sumixodic | gg | 30:09 |
| squash | all me | 30:10 |
| pants | BRUH | 30:10 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 30:14 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 30:14 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:14 |