| [CompCtrl] The game is live. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 30:00 remaining, round 1. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 0. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 27:52 remaining, round 2. | 02:07 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 1. | 02:07 |
| sjn | I was supposed to crater wtf | 02:57 |
| flatline | sjn zaboomafoo says he misses ur final fantasy streams | 05:25 |
| DivineAnalTemple | My mom bought me a coffin when she found out she was pregnant. She texts me photos everyday of it saying look what I bought you | 06:00 |
| SasukeUchiha | ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° ) | 06:01 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 23:38 remaining, round 3. | 06:21 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 2. | 06:21 |
| anda | lol | 08:38 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 18:40 remaining, round 4. | 11:19 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 2. | 11:19 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 14:14 remaining, round 5. | 15:45 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 3. | 15:45 |
| anda | hmmm | 16:21 |
| flatline | YAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO | 19:32 |
| M17 | LOL | 21:59 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 7:57 remaining, round 6. | 22:02 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 4. | 22:02 |
| M17 | Did you know that TF2 is free to UNINSTALL | 22:51 |
| illya | anything can happen on lobster friday | 22:53 |
| anda | splash is scuffed | 25:44 |
| illya | 奶奶吮吸我的阴茎，但我没有暨？ | 26:18 |
| JuJu | LMFAOOO | 27:01 |
| [CompCtrl] The game ends because RED has reached the win difference of 2 (with a minimum score of 5). | 27:31 |
| [CompCtrl] The match is now over. | 27:31 |
| [CompCtrl] Final score: BLU 1, RED 5. | 27:31 |